He won’t stop!!
I found him like this nearing midnight!!
And you wonder why he always has bags under his eyes.
You see he has to turn his bedroom light off at a reasonable hour, but obviously I said nothing about the bathroom light. At least he’s not reading under the covers by torchlight, wrecking his eyesight.
It has been suggested that he should be writing book reports on each of the books he reads.
I reckon that’ll fix the problem!